Miley:Ink'd

Miley Cyrus got a tatoo!!!
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
The pre-teen, nasal-voiced icon has gone and gotten inked!
Can you believe it?
Wow, looks like Daddy Billy Ray's little girl is growing up.
Wait, unless that happened at the Vanity Fair indecent. Or was it the Pole Dancing?
I am confused.
But here is what I do know...
Miley and Father are attempting to blame LA for Miley's "rush to the adulthood finish line"
Things like risque photos don't happen in Nashville.
That was the whole point of her singing "Party in the USA" while dancing on/with a pole!
You see, she is an innocent little girl and the wild LA has turned her. People who wear stilettos and leave their sneakers at at home have corrupted her.
It is everyone else
We made her slutty!!!
Folks, can you believe it?
Sometimes I feel I am responsible for her 20 year old man friend. Country singer Justin Gaston.
And other times, most times, I just feel bad for him.
Well Miley, have fun with your newly inked self and the Stilettos you "don't" wear.

Tis all for now,
Danie

This goes out to all the Miley Haters out there.
I am with you!

Spidey Could be Breeding!

Anyone catch the preview for the finale of The Hills?
Well Spoiler Alert: Heidi, of the infamous Spidey, may be pregnant!!
That is right. That blond thing might be carrying the other blond thing with the weird beard's child.
This is probably some of the worse news that world can hear right now. All this universe needs is a Spidey baby running around. The odds are against it. Both it's parents are, well, leave something to be desired. More so, they are annoying. I hope that it turns out that she is not pregnant. Because there is no way in hell that I, or the world, can put up with another dumb "reality"show. Please, no " The Baby" added to the already ridiculous stem of Laguna Beach that includes "The Hills" and "The City".
It is time to end it all. Put a stop to the madness.

That's all the dishing for today,
Danie

Smashing Introduction

I need an outlet for all my celeb based anger.

I need to rant about how dumb teeny-bopper idols are being
and how Hannah Montana makes me cringe.
I need a blank canvas for my unyielding campaign to get rid of Spidey aka Heidie and Spencer or more so to rid the world of the stupid show they started on all together. And others like it.
The City? WTF?
I am angry at MTV, Rolling Stones and the list goes on.
MTV, Jersey Shore series, for real?
This here blog is just for that.
You like celeb bashing?
Are you a huge fan of TMZ and those types of tabloid-ey things?
If you are, then read and enjoy.
I am here to serve you a heaping plate of celeb trashing.
( only when it is undeniably deserved)
I'm Danie and I am at your service.


Out for now,
Danie